big ass tanks

Just to show how big the iron giant kv-ii was, i juxtaposed it with the tiger ii, which was one of the heaviest tanks back in the day.

trying out snow camo on the kv2

testing one two three. Oh lordy! This thing actually works! I cannae believe i'm blogging on a phone. This is so mainstream. Yeesh, sooner or later this may lead to twitter. I don't like! You know what. Since this blog is quite unread, i may as well convert it to a mobile blog, for anything interesting i may find on my many travels around...sunway and the rest of the universe!

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Joker:You know how the last world war started? An argument over how many telephone poles Germany owed it's war debtors! HAHA! So, why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?

Batman:(grabs the Joker)Because I heard it before, (whacks the Joker) and it wasn't funny the first time.

Ahh.. Batman and the Joker. the best comedic duo since Hitler and Stalin.

I actually pity the Joker. If there was two people to genuinely feel for in the fictional universe, it would be Batman and the Joker.


One account of the story of the joker goes like this:
He used to go by the name "Jack White". Jack worked at a chemical plant, but his real passion was stand up comedy. Encouraged by his pregnant wife, Jack quits his job at the chemical plant, and becomes a full time comedian. However, lacking the experience, and confidence, he bombs on stage night after night, and eventually hasn't enough to pay his rent=(

With a baby on the way, Jack looks for work with the mob. Some local gangsters hire him and use him to steal from the chemical plant he once worked for. While discussing terms with them at a bar, police come in and tell Jack that his pregnant wife was electrocuted to death in a freak accident.

Jack is stunned, but the gangsters coerce him into following through with their plan. The next night, Jack White is brought to the chemical plant and disguised. The Batman swoops in, and seeing Jack White(disguised as a criminal boss) hunts him down. Jack White falls into a vat of chemicals, but manages to swim to safety.

He removes his disguise and sees his reflection. His skin is bleached white, his eyes yellowed, lips swelled red, and hair gone green(lol?). Unable to cope with the random sequence of super bad luck, he goes mad, and becomes the Joker.


So, the next time you're frustrated, don't get even! Get MAD!