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I don't like talkin' bout politics, but I've gotta admit, even though George W. Bush failed epicly as a politician, he succeeded as a comedian. Here's some of the things he said while in office:

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family

I care what 51 percent of the people think about me.

I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully.

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency.

Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — [pauses] - shame on you. Fool me — You can't get fooled again.


I'm sure there's plenty more out there, but I'm not in the mood for THIS blog in particular.